Tuesday, June 25, 2013

While I'm debating whether or not to go to the pool, here's a story from last night.

A very serious conversation*

Setting: Last night right before bed.

Players: Our neighbor as "The Professor", C and "C", Me as "Me". 

C: What are those two blue lights on the Professor's house?

Me: I'm not sure. Maybe cameras? Do you think he's spying on us? Maybe he's a Russian spy.

C: They must be cameras.

Me: Then you should probably close the shade.

C: Nah, I like to wake up to sunlight pouring in the room.

...A few minutes later...

C: Shoot I forgot to take my contacts out.

Me: You should go do that.

C: But the bed is so comfy and if I get up it will lose that comfy-ness.

Me: Just go do it.

...C goes and takes his contacts out, upon getting back in bed...

C: Oh.  Those blue lights aren't cameras, it's our DirecTV box reflecting off the window.

*I'm not kidding

No comments: