Tuesday, March 9, 2010

kidney stones and grape-nuts

Dear Left Kidney,

Now that this latest incident seems to be behind us I wanted to take a moment to let you know if you ever, ever, ever do that again to me, I will give you away.  In case you haven't heard, humans really only need one kidney to sustain life.

So, Left Kidney, I strongly urge you to do your job (and I will do mine) to ensure this does not happen again (but odds are looking like it will).

Your Owner

P.S. If you could please pass the message to Right Kidney I'd greatly appreciate it.  RK and I are currently on good terms but I'd like this to serve as her warning as well.


I'm going to spare my readers from showing a picture of the stone itself and instead show you an image it resembled.

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