REWARD - Missing: One Library Book.

For the first time in forever (except for maybe when I was four) I have lost a library book.

I checked it out before we moved, kept track of it during the move, and even knew where it was a week after we moved (on the top of our dresser).  That was June 11th-ish.

Then the DirecTV guy came and hooked up the boxes in the living room, office and our bedroom.

And BAM!!

The book disappeared.

It was due on June 22nd.

I'm being charged $.10 a day until I return it.

I have no idea where it is.

I think the DirecTV guy took it.

Seriously.

Here's what we're looking for...

So I'm here to offer a reward. If you come to my house and find the library book, I'll let you hold the baby.

And read the book if you want.