Wednesday, November 2, 2011

72 Days of Wedded "Bliss"

Now that the news is two days old (or 2.7% the length of their marriage), I'm sure everyone is aware that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries (who I was never a big fan of) called it quits after just 72 days of marriage. It seems like just last week I was watching parts 1 and 2 of their wedding special. Oh wait, it was just last week.

I took the news pretty hard (as in "HEY, THIS IS HUGE NEWS!" Not as in "OH MY GOSH, THEY WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!") and I have no idea why other than the fact that Sunday night I dreamt that the Kardashian sisters (plus one of their half sisters, I don't remember which) were brutally murdered and I was there to witness it. During my dream I remember Kris (the mom) sitting on the couch after the funerals laughing about something or another. I for one was fearing for my dream life and didn't understand what was so funny and why she wasn't worried that the killers weren't going to come after her, Bruce, Rob, and the other daughter (and me!) as well. I was quite relieved to wake up and find out that it was just a dream and (for all I knew) they were all still alive.

Then just 4 hours later, BAM! K2 was filing for divorce. So I read some articles over the last view days and found this picture on

(via People)

Check. Out. The. Size. Of. His. Hand.

It's scary BIG. We're talking larger than her head (and she's not a petite woman - regular like you and me) BIG. If you look at his hand for a second or two it's like it's growing right in front of you. It just keeps getting BIGGER and BIGGER and BIGGER.* I definitely don't remember his hands looking that big on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
While I never like to see a marriage end, I'm not too sad to see this split. After watching several Kardashian episodes with Kris, I quickly grew to not like him. I can't really put my finger on it, but he just didn't seem genuine. I know we're talking about a reality show, but go with me for a minute here. The Duggars are genuine, so there are others out there in Reality T.V. World who are also genuine (like Giuliana & Bill, and Bethenny) but Kris Humphries just isn't one of them.

*Yes, this is the kind of shenanigans that C puts up with from me on a daily basis.

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